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Lestrade at home. Probably reconnecting with his good child and five footballs.
Hipster Mycroft.
Beatrice-Sherlock.
John getting married. To Sherlock. Obviously.

And Jim, dear, put some pants on. 

this is gorgeous

nononon but I didn’t draw this!

It’s here. It’s a flash thing where you can dress them up.

(ohhh i didn’t realize! thanks!)

OMG. FLASH DRESS UP.

This game is BRILLIANT!

  • Henry:

    I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors

  • Sherlock:

    lol I don't care

  • Henry:

    HOUND

  • Sherlock:

    John get your coat we're going to Devon

  • ~LATER~

  • Sherlock:

    I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs

  • John:

    town

  • Sherlock:

    let's go

  • Innkeeper:

    so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -

  • John:

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL

  • Innkeeper:

    bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore

  • ~MEANWHILE~

  • Sherlock:

    hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't

  • Townsman:

    fuck you I did tho

  • John:

    lol I get 50 quid for free

  • ~AND THEN~

  • Sherlock:

    Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes

  • John:

    I am a captain

  • Sherlock:

    trolololol

  • ~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~

  • Sherlock:

    rabbit

  • Stapleton:

    rabbit

  • John:

    hold the fuck up - rabbit?

  • Frankland:

    hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl

  • Sherlock:

    kthanks

  • John:

    Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate

  • Sherlock:

  • John:

    Your coat

  • Sherlock:

  • John:

    stop being attractive

  • Sherlock:

  • John:

    I meant mysterious

  • ~THEN~

  • Lestrade:

    HEY GURLS HEY

  • John:

    FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON

  • Lestrade:

    just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother

  • Sherlock:

    I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

  • ~BUT THEN~

  • Henry:

    liberty in liberty in liberty in

  • Sherlock:

    let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville

  • John:

    MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE

  • Sherlock:

    HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing

  • Henry:

    SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL

  • ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~

  • Sherlock:

    alcoholdl

  • John:

    you're having an emotion

  • Sherlock:

    jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE

  • John:

    you're raving like a monkey on acid

  • Sherlock:

    FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS

  • John:

    fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.

  • ~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~

  • Frankland:

    just casually ruining everything

  • John:

    oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone

  • ~THE NEXT DAY~

  • Sherlock:

    john

  • John:

  • Sherlock:

    john

  • John:

  • Sherlock:

    John I don't have friends. I just have one.

  • John:

  • Sherlock:

    John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.

  • John:

    okay.

  • Sherlock:

    insults.

  • ~LATER STILL~

  • Sherlock:

    casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend

  • John:

    crying

  • Sherlock:

    i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell

  • John:

    therapist danger shit

  • Sherlock:

    TO THE MOORS

  • Henry:

    fuck this shit I'm out

  • Sherlock:

    DEDUCTIONS

  • Moriarty:

    BOO

  • Frankland:

    JOKES JUST ME

  • Dog:

    HOUND

  • John and Lestrade:

    FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT

  • Sherlock:

    Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk

  • ~MEANWHILE~

  • Moriarty:

    SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK

geniusbee:

seethisowl:

geniusbee:

trebletea:

Double BAMF. Perfection. Utter perfection.

And now I must sleep rather than watch Hounds for a third time.

GOD LESTRADE + GUN + HORRIBLE AIM = KEY TO MY FUCKING HEART

I bet John will constantly tease him about that now. Poor Greg.

ADORABLE mental image XD 

Pub night with the Yard will never be the same!

horrible flashfic time woop woop woop [godjam, i need to edit this]

“I’m home.”

There was a flash of movement before John found his face encased in pale, trembling hands. Fingers pressed, prodded each scar and wrinkle, smoothed out skin, scanned the events that happened in the three years he disappeared from this man’s life.

John let Sherlock deduce the changes his war made. All that he needed to see what changed in Sherlock was right in front of him.

There was worry, there was anger, there was shock, joy. Grey hairs peeked at the curls around his ears. His cheeks were fuller, yet still so grey, and the tip of the scar that started at his temples faded just at the corner of his jaw. His eyes were manic, looking everywhere at once, as if it can’t- won’t - believe what it was seeing.

He was done. John did everything he can to rid the world of Moriarty. He’s spent enough time as a memory, and with nothing to destroy this (Baker Street, and everything it contains), Sherlock has all the time in the world to read his life.

John closes his hands on Sherlock’s wrists. The effect is immediate: Sherlock freezes and holds his breath as he waits for John to melt away- just another memory to remind him that the only one who mattered was gone. A slow smile breaks across John’s lips, and it jars Sherlock out of his steadiness.

This smile isn’t a smile a dead man would make.

“I’ll- make tea,” Sherlock says slowly, waiting for John’s approval to move. John lets go of Sherlock’s arms and steps away, still smiling, too worn and overwhelmed by the genuine offer of drink given to him to do anything else.

In the kitchen, John hears as he sunk into his armchair (it was warm, like someone has sat in it before he came in), Sherlock managed to break three of their mugs before he could even put the kettle on. He’ll break another two, drop the tin of biscuits, and hastily change the water in the kettle once he finds out where the toenails he’s working on went. Mrs. Hudson would come in an hour later and shriek; she’ll call Lestrade, who’ll punch him, and Mycroft, who would nod at him knowingly and gratefully. Sherlock, when everyone is gone, would hold him, and they’ll stand motionless in front of the fireplace until their legs wear out and John moves for his old bed.

For now, John closes his eyes and falls asleep.

ocdturtle:

drhow:

littlehalo:

a-black-car-has-pulled-up-and:

sonicss:

this is one i like to call what the fuck is wrong with your fucking faces

Mycroft’s one on the top row will always be my favourite.

BENNY’S CHINS ARE MY FAVOURITES.

SRSLY.

HOW THE FUDGE CAN A HUMAN LAUGH LIKE THAT.

HOW.

The fifth one will be my favorite forever.

the middle one is just…

(Source: teenwhoops)

The Games

(Or: prufrocking is a very bad influence)

The game, Anderson deduced, was definitely on, if the headband thrown at his general direction was any indication. It was ping-pong night at the pub- yesterday was darts, and the day before that were pints. Looking at the energetic ex-military doctor now, Anderson swore that the man developed a sort of inhuman metabolism. He and half of the Yarders who took him up against it were still feeling the effects of the bet.

“How far up is John?” he asked as he reached Lestrade, who was scribbling on a pad of paper with a look of a man possessed.

“Five points up on Sherlock,” answered Lestrade without looking up. He waved his arm vaguely to the left. “He’s lost his jacket and shirt; this round’s for his shoes.”

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I’ll just leave this here

I got bored and had a stupid urge yep

tell it like it is sherlock

you forgot to say “i’m” before that statement, honey

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 Perfect!

Someone should make one of John shouting back ‘NOT GAAAAAYYYYY!’ Please? 

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HAHAHAHHA I’M DYING YESSS 

NO ONE ASKED

BUT IDC

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Might as well add this

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