Sherlock Hooooolmes
IN THE HOUSE

dropping beats, dropping flows
putting knowledge in your cups
It’s science, bitches.
Do try and keep up.

Deducing and seducing
All over this crime scene
Make Lestrade get all hot
And Donovan cream
What’s that, little Sally
Did you really think I’d miss
Your dilated pupils
When I mock you like this?
The tremor in your thighs
When I’m working my flow
Your sneering facade
Yes, it’s really quite a show


you’ve got a fake limp
and an uneven tan
Fire your therapist
Iraq? Afghanistan?
It’s obvious to me
What lurks in your mind
Though I am endeared
Is it really all fine?
I could crush you like a bug
Or kill you with my brain
But I rather like your tea
And your own brand of strange

I have a nemesis
He’s a dangerous sort
Always prying and spying
Wants me to report
Twisted little bastard
Hijacking my dates
Loves deserted car parks
And hiding mistakes
I suspect I’d have to kill him
If he wasn’t my brother
Now, PISS OFF Mycroft
And word to our mother

Break it down

Yo yo yo
John Watson in the house
Bringing in the BADASS
Disguised as a mouse

Yeah, I’ve got the wooly jumper
And the unassuming air
But bet your fucking life
I could take you on a dare
I gots me nerves of steel
And convenient morality
Yeah, I was a soldier
Care to face your mortality?
I shoot cabbies through a window
Chase killers in the street
Since hooking up with Sherlock
I can also break a beat

You can’t predict my moves
Or know what I’ll do next
But hand me your phone
And I’ll teach you how to sext
I love it when you scream, baby
When you howl my name
If you see me shoot my love gun
You’ll never be the same
They call me Doctor Love
I’m the king of three continents
Make you feel so good
You forget all your consonants

(Source: sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com)

(Source: kittynotakitty)

perfectlysound:

Me for Sherlock and John and Mycroft and Lestrade and Mrs Hudson and Molly Hooper and the sheet:

I respect this post (Bless This Post), but I’m removing the last part because I actually like Irene. Just not the last part, because Moffat can’t let her win outright. #Moffat’sWomenIssues

inspector-radio:

fozboz:

Also

Lestrade’s name

is

officially

Greg.

I felt awful though that Sherlock never even asked what his name was tho.

(Source: tavalouris)