WOW, ANON. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. YOUR PREDICAMENT SOUNDS
HERE’S MY ADVICE. NO, REALLY, JUST LISTEN.
1. THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF WITH THE IT DUDE AND BE DECLARED DEAD
2. ADMIRE HIM FROM AFAR FOR THREE YEARS
3. SUDDENLY COME BACK OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
HOPE THAT HELPS.
Psh. In the words of Kitty, “Moriarty, stop trolling.”
I love this post so much. All of it.
Oh, GOSH. So much win, this.
(Source: robaemea)

